Ogilvy – the world's #1 fossil fuel ad agency – is excited to announce Ogilvyland, a celebration of the brave warm world their clients are building.
The fun fair will include rides such as:
Calming Mountain - A thrilling ride through our clients’ latest coal mines. If the fast drops and rickety tracks don't take your breath away, the emphysema surely will!
Woody's Woodland Fire Rescue - A wild escape from a woodland fire. Hop in a helicopter and sing along to the enchanting songs of Woody the Squirrel and his burning woodland critter friends.
Rising River Rapids - A bumpy trip down a flooding River Ganges. As its banks overflow into surrounding settlements, you’ll dodge power lines, building debris, and even waterborne diseases…
Helter Shelter - A dizzying simulation of a Category 5 storm! Feel the thrill of the wind rushing through your hair, without the inconvenience of losing your home or livelihood.
Net-Zero Slowllercoaster - The world’s slowest rollercoaster. Ride the back of Ned the Net Zero Turtle for a tour of our clients’ theoretical climate solutions. Ned will show you how we lobbied against the Big Oil Windfall Tax Act, and methane fees, on behalf of the American Petroleum Institute.
Mark Read's Magic Show - Why does it look like all our staff support our fossil fuel work? A magician never tells! Their network CEO Mark makes employee views magically fall in line with a wave of his unemployment wand. He can even saw a person in two – neatly severing their concern for their family, from the client work that threatens their future!
Pipeline Plunge - Take a plunge on the world's first oil slide. Built with surplus pipes from our clients’ new oil projects, you’ll be slippier than a pelican in the Deepwater Horizon BP Oil Spill.
HAUNTED SAFARI
This twist on the classic ghost train gives you a tour of 2040’s desertified habitats, haunted by extinct native species. But mind your hands, the Zombie Zebras bite!
THE HUNGRY DINER
Who says you can’t eat money? Grab an oil shake and our signature Cash Burger™ and experience the food of the future.
THE BIG FRACKER
Shake yourself senseless on the first rollercoaster built next to a fracking site. Natural gas extraction creates real earth tremors, and real fear too.
Join them for the grand launch on October 16th.
When: 16 Oct 2024, 16:00 - 18:00
Where:To be announced
Tickets: Free here
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